Blonde Jokes

People i'm so sick of blonde. I just that fella you sang that sappy song would just have changed a couple of syllables in his song (so sick of love songs/ so sick of blonde jokes). Honestly i don't think there is any group of people of that are so insanely stupid as blondes are made out to be. For the love of christ and all that is good and beatiful in this world could we all just grow up. For the record i'm not a blonde, i'm as black as they get and i don't have any blonde friends, white for that matter but i just feel for all the blondes out there who happen to the butt of all dry jokes. Could anyone please tell me how anyway all these blonde jokes started!

A Day In Paradise

The other day i was goinh to work a series of bad events occured. First the bus that i was on died and i had to board another one (no refund whatsoever). When I reached I purchased some food and made an accounting error, roughly put i used all of my money. I then realised that the staff bus had left me and i had also left my office keys at home.